Failing at not being awesome

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

alitbitmoody:

veronica-rich:

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

Specifically fast food.

We had a power outage in the shopping mall where I worked once — the entire electrical system that powered our grill, fry vats, meat trays, soda machine, ice cream machine and cash registers was out. We couldn’t leave until security cleared the second floor and in the meantime, kids and adults still came up to our counter, asking if they could order hamburgers.

a-fictional-vaudeville:

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista

We are absolutely in love!

the-guardian-of-fun:

munettie:

All scan pages of Hyrule Warriors!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!QQECQEVC

mistressmoitie:

Sheik and OoT Link, all day every day.

listoflifehacks:

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Microwave Snacks You Can Make In A Mug Part 1 Here

ealperin:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

HEY

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it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back

I think we’re forgetting someone:

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg